30 Rock

As we were walking back from the gym a few days ago, my friend hits me and tells me to back up. We go back to the store we just passed and peer inside. Alec Baldwin is standing in line to buy some stationary. He notices the two Asian guys staring through the doorway. My friend waves and he nods at us.

why God why?

The other day I was walking in the subway station and as I approached the platform, I noticed a woman crouching next to one of the pillars. Then I looked and noticed she didn't have pants on. And then I noticed the expanding pool of liquid next to her feet.