if it was roach powered, everyone would buy it

This is what I want for my birthday. And Christmas. And July 4.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17372-gallery-domestic-robots-with-a-taste-for-flesh.html

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I just went to 5 different Starbucks in a 2 block radius to look for donuts. If they're not preparing to take over the world, I dunno what they're doing. Just, please enlighten us on their plans after world domination.