I present to you, for your enjoyment...

Pictures have been posted. Features include but are not limited to:

• E3 photos


• a Benny Mao^TM production


• miscellaneous other weird stuff

Weddings are creeping up like a fart someone let in the corner of the room and then slowly spreads to cover the entire area. I have to come up with a speech. And finish the video.

Summer is nice

I like summer.

Went to E3. It was crowded and they gave away lots of useless free stuff. Took pictures of the new Xbox 360. The whole show is like an amusement park. You wait in line for everything.

Saw Episode 3. It was good. I fell asleep during the first half though, cuz we saw it at 3am. I love being unemployed.

We started a new blog for random weirdness that goes on at the Exodus. Check it out.

Be careful what you wish for

me: "How come all you guys moved to LA?"
DVJ: "I dunno, it has to be God. I remember in college when I said 'I will never, never move to LA.'"
me: "Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?"
DVJ: "I know, God has a great sense of humor."
--pause--
DVJ: "I will never, never marry somebody hot."

Proof the commentators really have nothing to talk about during high speed chases

I was watching yet another high speed chase on the news today when the commentator said, "The suspect is coming up on an intersection where he will once again have to make a decision on whether to go east, west, or continue south." Thank you for that bit of information. I was getting confused there for a minute.

Huh?

BH: "You only look like you do."

Translation (courtesy of BM): "Only you look like you do." (Referring to Pax Americana and the unique position Asian Americans have in that they speak English, yet have an Asian face, which gives them an advantage in Asian missions.)

Allergies are bad for you

I'm too tired to write about anything funny. There were too many interesting things that happened during finals up til now.

• Someone was moaning and passed out in one of my finals, we had to call campus security
  
• Made it to Ohio safely, it was cold, I missed my friend's wedding ceremony because we were late (it was only 10 min long)
  
• Made it back to California safely, where the sun shines year round
  
• finished finals; am pondering on what to do with the rest of my life
  
• helped out Exodus at the OMF conference, where many funny conversations took place
  
  • JT: "Let's all share our insecurities about ourselves."
    
  • BM: "You can't swim with stingrays."
    NS: "You can in Stingray City."
    
  • BM reverse dunking into thin air when he thought the hoop was behind him.
    
  • Eating at a restaurant when NS decides to order and looks at a menu from a different restaurant than the one we were at
    
• Suffering through allergies all of today (not fun)
  

Did I mention that in Taiwan movie theaters, when you buy a ticket, you get assigned seating? We went to go see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy today and my visiting Taiwan guest asked me if there was assigned seating. In Taiwan, every ticket is printed with a seat number.

free country n. a country in which you can choose your seat in a movie theater rather than being assigned one.