Awesome Jeff

me: Mom, do you remember when I had long hair?
mom: Yes, you looked like a lion!

mei: Mom didn't like his hair.
mom: I liked his hair. I just didn't like it on him.

(praying before a meal)
dad: Thank you God for blessing our son Jeff.
kc: HAHA. Jeff, your family thinks very highly of you.
me: What do you mean?
kc: I didn't know they referred to you as Awesome Jeff.

Taiwanese Google Voice

UPDATED: added links to the audio because the flash isn't working in Firefox for some reason. If you view it in Chrome or Safari, it works fine.

Since I switched to using Google Voice for my voicemail, I have received some very interesting emails. Google Voice will transcribe the voicemails people leave for you and send it to you via text and email. Here are the best ones. You can listen to the originals, but if you don't understand Taiwanese, they probably won't make a lot of sense. Also, the second one has a big silence in the middle.

Voicemail from: mj wang (***) ***-**** at 3:08 PM

Hi Jeff, This is Simone, it's my want to have a right, although I had at that sheet you work day it which invasion you know what day lightheaded day on eBay reserves one day. But you're right. Okay, just a doing all process it, you know tomorrow morning. I'm in this. You know, I think my day off when I hope you were wide a go. Okay, so if you had a so go ahead and the corner gonna be not avoiding contact tiny you are still sign the eve. Vicky and I'll be headed back. You know how we can town quite a bit. Joni dear. I thought that you might. Okay, thank you bye. Play message

Voicemail from: mj wang (***) ***-**** at 5:38 PM
Jeff, This is Jim highway. Hey I it though, not tonight. Recall hotel. Thank you. Give me a call. Ohh yeah, or will do you. We're yeah. Gosh 84. Play message

Gradumacation Day

hehehehehehehehehehehe. LAST DEGREE EVER!