staying on topic FAIL

JTC: My dad doesn't know how to text.
SS: I called my dad last week at midnight to wish him a Happy Birthday, but he didn't pick up. So, I texted him, but I wondered if he even knew how to text. At 2am, someone was calling me on my phone, so I woke up and saw that it was my dad. I didn't want to talk to him at that moment, so I didn't answer. And then 20 minutes later, sure enough, an earthquake.

sensitivity to lawyer jokes as a 0L

(eating kbbq with one lawyer (JC), a soon-to-be law student (AM), and two other friends)

me to JC: Lawyers are great and I can't wait to be one.¹
BM (handing kbbq tools to TC): Your tools.
AM: Did you just say lawyers are tools?

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¹The truthfulness of this remark is left as an exercise for the reader.