Apparently I smoke non-menthol Camels, which I buy by the pack. Everyone at our table signed up and got a free flash drive. We were the only Asian table at the bar.
The lady must've remembered us, because later she brought another Marlboro guy who was doing the same thing. Being Asian, and seeing an opportunity, we all signed up. Again. And got another flash drive. Apparently he didn't care that we had already signed up. He even filled out the survey for us.
After getting home, I plugged the drive into my computer.......and it was only 512MB. Lies! All that for only 1GB.
At least I have 2 buy-one-get-one-free Marlboro coupons.
5 comments:
marketing to nerds...
did you know that it's illegal to smoke in old towne pasadena? interesting huh! ... no smoking in parking lots... must be a certain distance away from store fronts...
you let someone scan your id? and you faked being a smoker to get swag? for someone with so many degrees...
How do you even know the type of smokes there are?!
i didn't tell you? i'm a chain smoker. law school is hard.
the survey was multiple choice. i just answered randomly.
Dude, seriously. What did you expect? After all, you did lie to get it in the first place. God does not reward liars.
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