When the happy couple were opening their wedding presents, they came upon one in particular. It was a gift bag with a box inside. After Melissa took the box out, we found that the box was a box of ice cream cones. We all started laughing and joking around that somebody gave them a box of ice cream cones. But no, it was not to be. Melissa opens the box and lo and behold, she pulls out an umbrella. She says, "Oh good, I need one of these."
We were teaching Melissa to play poker last week. She folds her hand before the flop. After the river, somebody won with a straight or a flush. I ask her, "Would you have won?" She says, "Nah, I would've had three 7's and two 8's."
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