So, as before, I submit for review two pieces of evidence. Please examine them with the utmost care and do not overlook any detail, as I will also try my best to do.
And once again, I'm forced to admit that I see no resemblence whatsoever. There is not even a hint of similarity. I'm sorry, but this look-a-like has also failed the test.
What can I say? There is no one who looks like me, and I look like no one else. I guess I really am unique. There's no other explanation.
As an addendum to a previous post, last time DW was here, he along with his two of his fellow doctors/classmates/researchers/friends were attending a conference in Anaheim. I drove them from Anaheim to the beach and to check out Mann's Chinese Theater. Apparently, it was a very spiritual experience for them, as they have told DW that they found God during that time. My guess is that it was probably while they were holding on to my car with a white-knuckled grip as I was navigating the freeways. They must have been so moved by their encounter with Him that they reflexively had to hold on to something. That's the only explanation I can come up with. DW thinks it might be because they aren't used to LA driving, but I don't think that's it. Everyone who has been in my car knows I drive like a careful old grandmother. I take special care not to drive over the speed limit and always drive defensively. I always am courteous to other drivers and never cut them off. But if God has found a way to use my careful driving skills to bring people to him, who am I to argue? This must be my calling.
8 comments:
oooooh, you can cut almost the irony with a knife. . .
wow, that ohno resemblance is undeniable. i bet if you cut your hair tho you'd look less like him.
I bet if he cut his hair, he'd look less like me. And be able to skate faster.
i agree with MJ, the resemblance is a truly unquestionable. and you should grow a goatee. a blond goatee.
Correction - I guess that color is actually auburn. My mistake. . .
What is that on your chin? It looks like you stole one of those leprosy scabs from the missions trip. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out the pics from Jeff's links.
i saw you on this huge billboard. drive north on la brea and you'll see it too. wow. you're a celebrity!
My chin? What? I don't see anything. I dunno what you're talking about.
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