I can think of only one.
My car is invincible.
(imitate end of GoldenEye)
(end scene)
Thursday, April 20, 2006
welcome to the suck
Last night, I discovered, for the second time since I've moved to LA, I was the victim of an attempted Grand Theft Auto. The key word in that phrase starts with an A and rhymes with bempted. (for those with less than spectacular rhyming skills, the word that I'm referring to is attempted) My car has now almost been stolen twice, but has somehow resisted. How is this possible, you ask? In this City of Angels car thieves, how was my car able to resist falling into evil hands? What reasonable explanation is there for this?
I can think of only one.
My car is invincible.
(imitate end of GoldenEye)
(end scene)
I can think of only one.
My car is invincible.
(imitate end of GoldenEye)
(end scene)
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[15:09] yoshikoyan03: your car is invincible
[15:10] Jeff Wang: yeah it is!
I was being sarcastic.
/sarcasm <--- see?
Do you think this is another reason why your friends would prefer to hit your car in an accident?
wow, try to hit jeff's car and you just BOUNCE RIGHT OFF!! amazing, jeff, amazing. just what KIND of an extended warranty did you get?? Does it come with a force field?? or maybe subliminal "you don't really want to steal this car, look -- there's a better one" message that plays while the car is parked?
i...love...car. =)
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