Saturday, October 07, 2006

i look like i'm 14

(Lady at Vodka and Monster display table at Ralphs)

lady: (hands me a coupon) "We're having a sale. (suspicious look on her face) Are you over 21?"
me: "Yes."
lady: "I thought so."

Yeah right. If you thought so, why did you ask me?

3 comments:

rly said...

no. you "act" like you're 14. muahahaa!

Anonymous said...

So? Did you then proceed to get wasted?

calculon said...

Of course I did. Right there in the store. You know me, I love my alcohol.