Awesome Jeff

me: Mom, do you remember when I had long hair?
mom: Yes, you looked like a lion!

mei: Mom didn't like his hair.
mom: I liked his hair. I just didn't like it on him.

(praying before a meal)
dad: Thank you God for blessing our son Jeff.
kc: HAHA. Jeff, your family thinks very highly of you.
me: What do you mean?
kc: I didn't know they referred to you as Awesome Jeff.

Gradumacation Day

hehehehehehehehehehehe. LAST DEGREE EVER!